Hello World-
This Blog will serve as my personal space to explore the ridiculousness of my life. It will be a compilation of stories about my adventures and the things that have happened to me that are story worthy for whatever reason.
Some important things of note:
My name is Eric, all other names on here will be fake, as to avoid identification, no last names will ever be used.
I am many things that make this worth reading, they include a Bachelor of Arts in Psychology, a Bartender of over 5 years, A Substance Abuse Therapist, womanizer, and musician. You can see how this will get interesting.
I wanted a place to explore this time in my life because if you find it half as ridiculous as it has actually been, i will be a happy writer.
As an example of things to come, i will offer you this.
Saturday my friends Polish, Workaholic, Egypt and Richbastard went out on a mission to consume all of the whiskey in Michigan. After consuming 15 drinks my 145 pound frame found itself talking to a girl i vaguely recall as being attractive. At least at the time i think she MAY have been attractive. During what i can only imagine was the most ill advised and poorly executed attempt at hitting on a woman at a bar, she slammed her drink on the table and gave me the "are you fucking serious?" look. To which i immediately decided perhaps i should stop talking because apparently i was making a fool of myself. Nay sir, Nay. What came out of her mouth i will never forget and took me completely by surprise.
"Listen i just want a dick to fuck, can i have your number?"
Yes, yes you can.
This evening was directly related to my recent breakup with Cupcake. That will be the first true story on the blog "The girlfriend that never was".
Good Luck
God Speed
-Eric
